But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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