Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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