I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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