its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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