he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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