What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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