If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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