I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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