come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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