I murdered the dance floor call the cops
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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