Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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