So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
i think im in europe. pls send help