She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.