Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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