I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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