Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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