He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
