would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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