I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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