He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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