A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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