we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
