Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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