You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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