yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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