My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.