I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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