He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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