So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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