im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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