yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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