After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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