I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
PANTIES FOUND
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