Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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