Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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