ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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