I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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