am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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