Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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