he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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