Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
