ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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