You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize
