I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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