maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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