I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize
