is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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