Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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