your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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