Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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