Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Randomize
