First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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