it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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