that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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