It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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