I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we're making bets on your personal life
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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